AMBULANCE

I couldn’t believe it! The bill read $709.

On Dec. 30, 2008, I had experienced 3 strange, little blackouts during the day lasting about a minute. By 9:00 in the evening, I became concerned. What if I had a few mini strokes? And so, I googled strokes and learned that a patient should get to the hospital right away in the case of a stroke. The first episode occurred about 2:30 and over six hours had passed. Guess I better hurry to the hospital, I thought. I quickly packed a few things, including my laptop, cause who knew how long I might be in the hospital, and called 911.

The ambulance arrived and took me to the hospital. The doctor performed a couple tests but fortunately could find nothing wrong. He attributed the occurrences to an altered mental state, told me to schedule a follow-up appointment in April, and then sent me home. I followed his advice and had an MRI, plus an ultra-sound which both showed no problems.

Of course I was relieved and shouldn’t complain. But the bill I received from the ambulance company, $709, was a total shock. I had expected that Medicare and my supplemental insurance policy would cover it, though obviously they didn’t. And so you can bet that first thing tomorrow morning I’ll make a few calls to inquire. However, I can only guess they will reinforce what I already know. I owe $709. Next time I’ll call a taxicab.

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