Monday, August 20, 2012
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Tuesday, August 7, 2012
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Thursday, August 2, 2012
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Tuesday, July 31, 2012
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Thursday, July 26, 2012
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Monday, July 23, 2012
Sunday, July 22, 2012
REAL ESTATE DISAPPOINTMENT
Saturday, July 21, 2012
Friday, July 20, 2012
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Saturday, May 5, 2012
PREGNANT SWIMMER
Thursday, May 3, 2012
LENDING MY SISTER MONEY
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
MY 2011 TAX RETURN
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
JARED’S NEW JOB
By Hannah
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Monday, April 30, 2012
MY SENIOR FRIENDS
Sunday, April 29, 2012
RICK’S SPAM EMAIL
Friday, April 27, 2012
TRUSTING SALESMAN
Thursday, April 26, 2012
ENDOSCOPY
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
DR. WEISS
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
NEW CUSTOMERS FOR OXI FRESH
Saturday, April 21, 2012
Sure I had investments, but I didn’t realize the money in the TIAA-Creff account that I had accumulated while I worked at the University was, in fact, a retirement account. I have several investments and the only one I considered as a retirement one is the Roth IRA I have with Vanguard which does not require withdrawals.
So, my 71st birthday came and went and I did nothing. Chances are TIAA-Creff probably sent me a letter explaining I had to make a withdrawal. However, I receive so much “junk mail” from them, that I pay little attention to it. I know… My fault. But it’s spilt milk now.
Of course, I did as Jane suggested and called TIAA-Creff. Luckily they were very helpful and assisted me in taking care of the problem. When I asked about the 50% that the IRS could take, they told me, “Yes, if I get audited, the IRS will take ½ of the money I should have withdrawn.” Oh well, what can I do and if I’m lucky, they will just ignore the ‘small’ amount. But what really frustrated me was that although, the law states the money should be withdrawn when you turn 70 and ½, they give you about 9 months to pay it. For me the deadline fell on April 1, 2012. And what a shame, I called TIAA-Creff on April 20th. If only I had called three weeks earlier!!!!
By Hannah www.FunnyPhotosContest.com a photo contest for cute or funny photos and photo captions and www.EndTheAfghanWar.com .
Thursday, April 19, 2012
OSTEOPEROSIS
Good news I thought and continued my weekly dosage of fosomax. However, a year later, I started having some tightness in my jaw. Not a good sign. Plus I had started hearing that too many years of taking fosomax could actually be detrimental to good bone health. So I contacted my doctor and she agreed to stop the regime. However, as a safe guard she told me to take 4,000 mg of Vitamin D every day, which I did.
Unfortunately, at my most recent annual physical exam, my doctor gave me good news and bad news. Another bone scan measured my overall bone density as –3.2, more improvement. However, my wrists had weakend and the brittle bones in my wrist measured –4.2. Thus, my doctor has referred me to a bone specialist.
Of course, I am very concerned about my wrists. But since I am very conscientious about exercising to keep my back as strong as possible and my MS “at bay”, I decided to add a new exercise to my daily routine. I hold a can of soup in each hand and twist my wrists up and down and back and forth, etc. They say weights are important for building bones and I’m sure going to try.
By Hannah www.FunnyPhotosContest.com a photo contest for cute or funny photos and photo captions and www.EndTheAfghanWar.com .
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
LATE FOR BRIDGE
Yesterday morning, when I called Skye, she told me she would enjoy playing and I told her I would see her today at noon. But at a quarter to noon she had not yet arrived, at 10 to she had still not arrived, and at noon when the bridge game began Skye had not shown up at all. The man in charge tried calling a few members to see if someone could quickly drive to the club to be my partner. Unfortunately, everyone he called said, “No.”
I had no choice, but to leave. However to my complete surprise, at 12:15 as I walked to the door, Skye entered the bridge club!!! She thought the game started at 12:30 and I was so glad to see her.
By Hannah www.FunnyPhotosContest.com a photo contest for cute or funny photos and photo captions and www.EndTheAfghanWar.com .
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
COLDEEZE
Thus, I carry a Coldeeze lozenge in my purse at all times, to make sure, no matter where or when, I always have access to a tablet. The problem is that once I use the tablet in my purse, I must be sure to replace it. Of course, now that I’m a senior citizen that becomes more difficult.
This past Saturday, while I was out, I sneezed and immediately reached in my purse for the Coldeeze. The next day luckily, as usual, the cold did not inflict me. But at the same time, it slipped my mind and I did not replace the missing tablet in my purse. Fortunately, later in the day, when I heard an advertisement for some cough syrup, a light bulb went off in my head and I rushed to my medicine cabinet and restocked my purse!
By Hannah www.FunnyPhotosContest.com a photo contest for cute or funny photos and photo captions and www.EndTheAfghanWar.com .
Sunday, April 15, 2012
FRIDAY THE 13TH
Unfortunately, I don’t know my neighbors, as there are tenants in the 4-unit building next to mine. So I couldn’t call them. All I could do was get dressed and ready to go and hope for the best. Being Friday the 13th, I didn’t think I had much chance. But I got lucky. Not only did the trucks pick up the trash early, but the neighbors moved the trash bins before I was even ready to go.
By Hannah www.FunnyPhotosContest.com a photo contest for cute or funny photos and photo captions and www.EndTheAfghanWar.com .
Saturday, April 14, 2012
LILY & LAKE GENEVA
I brought along a musical toy for Lily and she enjoyed playing with it. But she ignored my other present a silver crown that I had made for her from heavy paper and tinfoil. A week ago when my son and I “skyped,” Lily had covered herself with a blanket and said she was a queen. “Aha,” I thought she needs a crown. And so I googled BurgerKing to find a picture of the crown that’s displayed in their ads. I drew a copy of it and made a crown. I thought for sure that Lily would love it. But since a whole week had past, I guess she forgot all about being a queen ;-)
By Hannah www.FunnyPhotosContest.com a photo contest for cute or funny photos and photo captions and www.EndTheAfghanWar.com .
Thursday, April 12, 2012
MY SILVER PEN
Today when I stopped at the bank to cash a check I opened my purse to pull out the pen. But lo behold it was gone. I tried to think back over the last couple of days where I had been and when the pen might have dropped out. Alas, I feared I had lost it for good. Nevertheless, when I got back into my car, I decided to look on the floor and I can’t tell you how thrilled I was to see my silver pen.
By Hannah www.FunnyPhotosContest.com a photo contest for cute or funny photos and photo captions and www.EndTheAfghanWar.com .
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
LUNCH GUEST
Good grief, I thought. I am so busy for the next few days, I really don’t have time for a lunch guest, tomorrow. But, she is a good friend and I enjoy her company and no doubt we would have a nice time. Meantime, I know that somehow, all the work would get done and spending time with friends is more valuable than doing chores.
By Hannah www.FunnyPhotosContest.com a photo contest for cute or funny photos and photo captions and www.EndTheAfghanWar.com .
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
BUSY DAY
I assumed I would be finished about 2:00 and since I had to purchase some vitamins, cosmetics, etc, I decided I would have time to stop at the drugstore before going home. But the doctor was later than I expected and she ordered a blood test. Thus, I didn’t leave the clinic until almost 3:00. I was tired and considered postponing my trip to the drugstore. But as I past it on the way home, I thought to myself, “Don’t put off till tomorrow what you can do today.” Thus, I parked the car, went into the store, and spent another 45 minutes shopping.
So you can imagine that by the time I walked out of the drugstore and got home, I was exhausted !!!!
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Sunday, April 8, 2012
EASTER SUNDAY
Oh my gosh !!!! Well, of course, the health would be closed today on Easter Sunday. How could I have been so thoughtless? Obviously, I’ll have to squeeze in an extra visit sometime during this next week. What a hassle, but I should have known better.
By Hannah www.FunnyPhotosContest.com a photo contest for cute or funny photos and photo captions and www.EndTheAfghanWar.com .
Saturday, April 7, 2012
ROBO-CALLS & DOCTOR APPOINTMENTS
I appreciate the reminder calls, but they need to “get their act together.” I was not at home to answer either one of the calls, thus, the “robots” left messages on my answering machine. Stating the time and date of my appointment was helpful, but the “robot” then instructed me to press ‘1’ to confirm my appointment.
That is all well and good if I had taken the call personally. But I played the message on my answering machine instead and pushing the number 1 only resulted in activating the next call. Well that sure is stupid. What do they expect me to do now? Of course I will have to call the doctor’s and dentist’s office to assure them I will arrive for my appointment. But whoever recorded the “robo-call” should have provided a telephone number for the calls that did not get picked up by a human!!!
By Hannah www.FunnyPhotosContest.com a photo contest for cute or funny photos and photo captions and www.EndTheAfghanWar.com .
Friday, April 6, 2012
MY INVESTMENT BROKER
I own a little real estate business where I call homeowners who are attempting to sell their own homes. I wish them good luck, but add if they ever decide to stop trying on their own and list with a real estate agent, I can recommend an excellent realtor at no charge to them. This in fact is true because instead of the owner paying me, the realtor pays me a finder’s fee when the house is sold. It’s not a bad business. I simply make some phone calls and collect anywhere from about $500 to a few thousand dollars!!!
And so by coincidence, the other night, one of the calls I made, unbeknownst to me was to June.
By Hannah www.FunnyPhotosContest.com a photo contest for cute or funny photos and photo captions and www.EndTheAfghanWar.com .
Thursday, April 5, 2012
HEALTH CLUB MEMBER
I said, “Hello,” and asked if she planned on going to the health club after she finished at the library, as that’s what I planned to do. She replied yes, but she had a few errands to run before heading to the health club. By coincidence I also had to make another stop and would be at the club after picking up some groceries.
And lo and behold, an hour later we met again in the swimming pool. What a coincidence!
By Hannah www.FunnyPhotosContest.com a photo contest for cute or funny photos and photo captions and www.EndTheAfghanWar.com .
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
WEBSITE TRAFFIC
And so I decided to survey the contestants who send photos to my site to find out how they discovered the site. To my great surprise the four people who have responded so far all said, they found my site through a google search. Unbelievable!!! I didn’t know what kind of results I would receive from my survey, but the frosting on the cake came from one person who also wrote, “Your site is great. Really enjoy. Found your site on google when searched for funny photos contests. Keep up the great work.”
By Hannah www.FunnyPhotosContest.com a photo contest for cute or funny photos and photo captions and www.EndTheAfghanWar.com .
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
STEVE H.
But yesterday as I was getting things together, I couldn’t help but wonder if Steve would actually show up. He does have a habit of canceling plans. And sure enough, I was right. The phone rang early this morning and Steve said he didn’t feel well and was going to urgent care to see a doctor. Oh well … less work for me.
By Hannah www.FunnyPhotosContest.com a photo contest for cute or funny photos and photo captions and www.EndTheAfghanWar.com .
Sunday, April 1, 2012
TAHINI
Luckily, I have wonderful neighbors. Recently I told my neighbor, Barb, about my dilemma and yesterday morning¸ by complete surprise, she called me to tell me she was at a store I have never been to. Lo and behold they had tahini on their shelf. So she asked if I wanted her to buy it for me. Of course, without a second thought I said, “Yes, please do. And thank you, thank you, thank you.”
By Hannah www.FunnyPhotosContest.com a photo contest for cute or funny photos and photo captions and www.EndTheAfghanWar.com .
Saturday, March 31, 2012
NICE SURPRISE
I hadn’t yet decided what to make for dinner and so I was pleased to accept their pleasant alternative to cooking. And as an added bonus, I couldn’t eat everything so I took part of my dinner home and had enough for today’s lunch.
By Hannah www.FunnyPhotosContest.com a photo contest for cute or funny photos and photo captions and www.EndTheAfghanWar.com
Friday, March 30, 2012
NEW WEBSITE
And so, I created a website petition and hope to receive thousands – maybe millions – of signatures to convince Washington D.C. that enough is enough and we should get out of Afghanistan NOW. Unfortunately, although I have sent emails to almost 1,000 people so far, only a handful of visitors to the site, www.EndTheAfghanWar.com have signed the petition. I’m disappointed and don’t understand why. I have assured the viewers that on request, I would not post their last name, only the first three letters of their last name to protect their idenity.
But I’m certainly not going to give up. I just have to think of more ideas to achieve results.
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Thursday, March 29, 2012
PASSOVER
Every spring Jews celebrate Pesach (Passover) to commemorate Moses’s success in leading the Jewish slaves out of Egypt. And on Pesach the festive meal that Jewish women serve in honor of the holiday, includes many foods symbolic of the years of slavery and the miraculous flight to freedom.
The food is delicious and the holiday very special. But there is just so much cooking to do. For my meal I start the meal with deviled eggs and charoses a mixture of chopped apples, nuts, cinnamon and wine, followed by matzoh ball soup and gefilte fish, then brisket, baked potatoes, toss salad for the main meal, and sponge cake, with strawberries and cool whip, and tea for dessert. Whew!!! I get tired just thinking of it. Thank goodness Pesach only comes once a year.
By Hannah www.FunnyPhotosContest.com a photo contest for cute or funny photos and photo captions.
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
OLD FAMILY FRIEND
I was stunned today to learn that, Roz, an 88-year old friend of my Mom passed away. Although, I didn’t know her well, my parents had been friendly with Roz and her husband when they were all still alive.
Whenever someone dies, it is always very sad. But now that I’m a senior citizen I am faced with death more often. During the last year, it seems that every month, someone I knew died. Most were simply acquaintances, but each time, I felt very sad.